One man, one camera, no idea Saturday, Jul 27, 2024

Ed March Duct Tape C90 t-shirt

I present to you: the c90 duct tape t-shirt!

Hand drawn by me, and then digitised and printed onto a very high quality t-shirt. This design depicts Ninety breaking in half (it actually did happen in 2013) and then an idiot (probably me) proclaiming that duct tape is the solution (which it is).

Those with a keen eye will spot Dave the Canadian safety spider on the back, and Sammy the Iranian snail on the basket, as well as the luggage used on the Alaska to Argentina trip.

100% cotton pre-shrunk, pre-washed t-shirt that keeps its shape and takes me many years to kill (one lasted the whole 3 year trip of Alaska to Argentina).

Manufacturer’s washing instructions:
Machine wash warm. Inside out, with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron if decorated. Do not dry clean.

Ed’s washing instructions:
Throw in washing machine with everything else at 30 degrees. Colour doesn’t seem to bleed, and I don’t own any white clothes anyway because engine oil. And who irons things?

Size guide (chest size):
S 34/36″
M 38/40″ (I’m usually a medium and this fits me perfectly)
L 42/44″
XL 46/48″
2XL 50/52″
3XL 54/56″

All items on this shop are personally dispatched by me or a good friend of mine, and possibly even taken to the post office on Ninety, so some delays are possible.

Note: All orders sent to Russia are subject to a £50 surcharge on shipping labelled “Ukraine invasion tax”, which will be donated to International Rescue Committee (no not the Thunderbirds) providing shelter for civilians fleeing Ukraine that has been invaded by Russia. If you’re Russian and watch my content, you’re probably not aligned with your regime, so instead of a full ban on sales to Russia, I’ve gone for this. However if you send me proof of you throwing your own shit at the Kremlin, I will refund you the invasion tax, and donate it myself.

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Malaysia to UK USB

This is the Malaysia to UK film on a custom made USB stick 3D printed by Ed in biodegradable plastic, in the shape of Ninety.

Designed by Justin at JD3D.co.uk who absolutely knocked it out of the park with the design. Thanks Justin!

While it may look like a toy, it could become a choking hazard, so don’t give it to children.
It also doesn’t have a flared base common on most butt-plugs, so don’t use it for that either.

I personally think it’s a shame to buy the USB on its own and not get the 16 page colour booklet I wrote and Dirtpunk excellently designed which you get with the DVD and USB combo but there’s been enough requests for just the USB version that I’ve decided to list it (photo of booklet included in listing for reference).

Join Ed in his first, and award winning, feature film. (yeah it’s actually won 4 film festivals, it’s actually not crap). This features a lot of the footage from the YouTube series, except it wasn’t edited by Ed on a 10 inch notebook in a damp hotel room on the road.

In 2011 Ed March posted his particularly small motorcycle to the other side of the world with the aim of riding it home. There was no plan, no script, no backup crew and no-one to tell him what a stupid idea was.

Over the next 8 months, Ed and his trusty motorbike Ninety travelled through 17 countries, including Malaysia, Thailand, India and Iran. In Vietnam he got very drunk with a little old lady and in Bangkok there were wedding bells.

Where will he sleep tonight? What happens when you bribe a Cambodian army weapons store with £200? Can you get to Everest Base Camp in a pair of trainers? These are all questions that Ed March didn’t even know needed answering.

Join Ed as he shows you what the world is really like when you have a big smile, a small bike and an even smaller budget.

All items on this shop are personally dispatched by me or a good friend of mine, and possibly even taken to the post office on Ninety, so some delays are possible.

Note: All orders sent to Russia are subject to a £50 surcharge on shipping labelled “Ukraine Invasion tax”, which will be donated to International Rescue Committee (no not the Thunderbirds) providing shelter for civilians fleeing Ukraine that has been invaded by Russia. If you’re Russian and watch my content, you’re probably not aligned with your regime, so instead of a full ban on sales to Russia, I’ve gone for this. However if you send me proof of you throwing your own shit at the Kremlin, I will refund you the invasion tax, and donate it myself.

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Malaysia to UK DVD

Join Ed in his first, and award winning, feature film. (yeah it’s actually won 4 film festivals, it’s actually not crap). This features a lot of the footage from the YouTube series, except it wasn’t edited by Ed on a 10 inch notebook in a damp hotel room on the road.

In 2011 Ed March posted his particularly small motorcycle to the other side of the world with the aim of riding it home. There was no plan, no script, no backup crew and no-one to tell him what a stupid idea was.

Over the next 8 months, Ed and his trusty motorbike Ninety travelled through 17 countries, including Malaysia, Thailand, India and Iran. In Vietnam he got very drunk with a little old lady and in Bangkok there were wedding bells.

Where will he sleep tonight? What happens when you bribe a Cambodian army weapons store with £200? Can you get to Everest Base Camp in a pair of trainers? These are all questions that Ed March didn’t even know needed answering.

Join Ed as he shows you what the world is really like when you have a big smile, a small bike and an even smaller budget.

All items on this shop are personally dispatched by me or a good friend of mine, and possibly even taken to the post office on Ninety, so some delays are possible.

Note: All orders sent to Russia are subject to a £50 surcharge on shipping labelled “Ukraine Invasion tax”, which will be donated to International Rescue Committee (no not the Thunderbirds) providing shelter for civilians fleeing Ukraine that has been invaded by Russia. If you’re Russian and watch my content, you’re probably not aligned with your regime, so instead of a full ban on sales to Russia, I’ve gone for this. However if you send me proof of you throwing your own shit at the Kremlin, I will refund you the invasion tax, and donate it myself.

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Ed March insanity C90 t-shirt

100% cotton pre-shrunk, pre-washed t-shirt that keeps its shape and takes me many years to kill (one lasted the whole 3 year trip of Alaska to Argentina).

Manufacturer’s washing instructions:
Machine wash warm. Inside out, with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron if decorated. Do not dry clean.

Ed’s washing instructions:
Throw in washing machine with everything else at 40 degrees. Colour doesn’t seem to bleed, and I don’t own any white clothes anyway because engine oil. And who irons things?

Size guide (chest size):
S 34/36″
M 38/40″ (I’m usually a medium and this fits me perfectly)
L 42/44″
XL 46/48″
2XL 50/52″
3XL 54/56″

All items on this shop are personally dispatched by me or a good friend of mine, and possibly even taken to the post office on Ninety, so some delays are possible.

Note: All orders sent to Russia are subject to a £50 surcharge on shipping labelled “Ukraine invasion tax”, which will be donated to International Rescue Committee (no not the Thunderbirds) providing shelter for civilians fleeing Ukraine that has been invaded by Russia. If you’re Russian and watch my content, you’re probably not aligned with your regime, so instead of a full ban on sales to Russia, I’ve gone for this. However if you send me proof of you throwing your own shit at the Kremlin, I will refund you the invasion tax, and donate it myself.

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Ed March Insanity C90 Hoodie

High quality 2 colour print on high quality drop shoulder hoodie.

I know I’ve said high quality twice, but it’s not your cheap iron on transfer jobby that the washing machine kills in a month.

Temporary note: The image for this item is the old version of hoodie which is now discontinued. The new model has matching colour pull cords. Once I buy a mannequin or do a photoshoot, I’ll update it. But I have owned a non c90 printed one of these for a while now, and it’s just as tough as the old model.

80% Ringspun cotton, 20% Polyester. Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production.

Manufacturer’s washing instructions:
Machine wash 30°. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low heat. Low iron. Do not dry clean

Ed’s washing instructions:
Throw in in with everything else. Set to 30 or 40, I’m not really that sure how my washing machine works to be honest. Put in a random amount of washing powder that was on offer in the supermarket. What’s an iron?

Comes with the “Ed hasn’t destroyed his within a year” seal of approval.

All items on this shop are personally dispatched by me or a good friend of mine, and possibly even taken to the post office on Ninety, so some delays are possible.

Note: All orders sent to Russia are subject to a £50 surcharge on shipping labelled “Ukraine invasion tax”, which will be donated to International Rescue Committee (no not the Thunderbirds) providing shelter for civilians fleeing Ukraine that has been invaded by Russia. If you’re Russian and watch my content, you’re probably not aligned with your regime, so instead of a full ban on sales to Russia, I’ve gone for this. However if you send me proof of you throwing your own shit at the Kremlin, I will refund you the invasion tax, and donate it myself.

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