I present to you: the c90 duct tape t-shirt!
Hand drawn by me, and then digitised and printed onto a very high quality t-shirt. This design depicts Ninety breaking in half (it actually did happen in 2013) and then an idiot (probably me) proclaiming that duct tape is the solution (which it is).
Those with a keen eye will spot Dave the Canadian safety spider on the back, and Sammy the Iranian snail on the basket, as well as the luggage used on the Alaska to Argentina trip.
100% cotton pre-shrunk, pre-washed t-shirt that keeps its shape and takes me many years to kill (one lasted the whole 3 year trip of Alaska to Argentina).
Manufacturer’s washing instructions:
Machine wash warm. Inside out, with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron if decorated. Do not dry clean.
Ed’s washing instructions:
Throw in washing machine with everything else at 30 degrees. Colour doesn’t seem to bleed, and I don’t own any white clothes anyway because engine oil. And who irons things?
Size guide (chest size):
M 38/40″ (I’m usually a medium and this fits me perfectly)
All items on this shop are personally dispatched by me or a good friend of mine, and possibly even taken to the post office on Ninety, so some delays are possible.
Note: All orders sent to Russia are subject to a £50 surcharge on shipping labelled “Ukraine invasion tax”, which will be donated to International Rescue Committee (no not the Thunderbirds) providing shelter for civilians fleeing Ukraine that has been invaded by Russia. If you’re Russian and watch my content, you’re probably not aligned with your regime, so instead of a full ban on sales to Russia, I’ve gone for this. However if you send me proof of you throwing your own shit at the Kremlin, I will refund you the invasion tax, and donate it myself.