Malaysia to UK USB only

This is the Malaysia to UK film on a custom made USB stick 3D printed by Ed in biodegradable plastic, in the shape of Ninety.

Designed by Justin at who absolutely knocked it out of the park with the design. Thanks Justin!

While it may look like a toy, it could become a choking hazard, so don’t give it to children.
It also doesn’t have a flared base common on most butt-plugs, so don’t use it for that either.

I personally think it’s a shame to buy the USB on its own and not get the 16 page colour booklet I wrote and Dirtpunk excellently designed which you get with the DVD and USB combo but there’s been enough requests for just the USB version that I’ve decided to list it (photo of booklet included in listing for reference).

Join Ed in his first, and award winning, feature film. (yeah it’s actually won 4 film festivals, it’s actually not crap). This features a lot of the footage from the YouTube series, except it wasn’t edited by Ed on a 10 inch notebook in a damp hotel room on the road.

In 2011 Ed March posted his particularly small motorcycle to the other side of the world with the aim of riding it home. There was no plan, no script, no backup crew and no-one to tell him what a stupid idea was.

Over the next 8 months, Ed and his trusty motorbike Ninety travelled through 17 countries, including Malaysia, Thailand, India and Iran. In Vietnam he got very drunk with a little old lady and in Bangkok there were wedding bells.

Where will he sleep tonight? What happens when you bribe a Cambodian army weapons store with £200? Can you get to Everest Base Camp in a pair of trainers? These are all questions that Ed March didn’t even know needed answering.

Join Ed as he shows you what the world is really like when you have a big smile, a small bike and an even smaller budget.

All items on this shop are personally dispatched by me or a good friend of mine, and possibly even taken to the post office on Ninety, so some delays are possible.

Note: All orders sent to Russia are subject to a £50 surcharge on shipping labelled “Ukraine Invasion tax”, which will be donated to International Rescue Committee (no not the Thunderbirds) providing shelter for civilians fleeing Ukraine that has been invaded by Russia. If you’re Russian and watch my content, you’re probably not aligned with your regime, so instead of a full ban on sales to Russia, I’ve gone for this. However if you send me proof of you throwing your own shit at the Kremlin, I will refund you the invasion tax, and donate it myself.

Recommended price: £12.50

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Contains the 74 minute feature film on a custom made USB stick 3D-printed by Ed in the shape of Ninety.

Designed by Justin at who absolutely knocked it out of the park with the design. Thanks Justin!

USB file format is .MP4 which allows it to be played on any smart TV or PC.

Does not contain 16 page colour booklet with incredible artwork, and a cartoon willy by Ed to keep things recognisable BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Additional information

Weight 16 g
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USB stick

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